The voices in my head and my 2 imaginary friends got into a fight and I had to break it up by hitting my head on the wall and telling them CALM YOUR ASSES DOWN!
we all have memorized 3 phone numbers- Your Own Your Best Friends and 867-5309
I hate when girls are unnecessarily mean and justify it by saying they're just being honest. Well, honestly, you're a b!tch.
Is a B.I.T.C.H. Yeah, you heard me right. A B.I.T.C.H --a Babe In Total Control of himself!
When I woke up this morning, my feet hit the floor and I heard the Devil yell: "OH SHIT ! The bitch is awake!" Damn I'm proud to be a bitch :) LOL !
